So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Yo dont text me then not text me
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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