Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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