I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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