I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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