I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
