Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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