Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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