He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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