Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sext me about skeletons
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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