so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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