Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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