Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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