You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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