'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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