At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
ugly people sure do ruin things
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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