Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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