There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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