I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My feet surprised me
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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