WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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