at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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