belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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