what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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