come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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