So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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