Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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