just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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I need you to use more vowels.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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