They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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