Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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