she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm both gender and math confused
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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