He is an equal opportunity slut.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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