one might say we're banned from that church
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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