They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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