So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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