No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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