I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Randomize
