I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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