Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We are two peas in an std pod
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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