This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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