Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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