If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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