spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My cat gives me a boner
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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