So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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