Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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