quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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