You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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