I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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