just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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