erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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