She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
tell me about the fingering
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