her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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