Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
