Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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